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Feed the Conger!

Astros 8 Twins Submitted by Neil T Thank goodness Springer is back, and Ashby is back in the booth. You can’t mess around with karma in September, and things need to be what they’ve been, whether you...

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I don’t know what happened

Astros 9 A’s 10 W: Doubront, L: Fiers, S: Doolittle GameZone MLB recap I was in San Antonio for the weekend to celebrate my Dad’s 76th birthday (as some of you may know that is quite an accomplishment...

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Astros Take Bats To A Broom Fight

Use long ball to avoid sweep in Oakland. WP: Collin McHugh (16 – 7) LP: Aaron Brooks (1 – 3) submitted by Sphinx Drummond Most Excellent Gamezone BOX The Astros offense took advantage of four homeruns...

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Road Woes Redux

Submitted by NeilT Astros 2 Anaheim 3 Of course they lost. They were on the road, and Keuchel was pitching. I was talking with my friend Buck McBraden, whose son, Kole, was in the same little league as...

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Surprise Surprise, Astros lose another one on the road

Astros 3 Rangers 5 W: Kela (whoever the hell he is), L: Harris, S: Tolleson Box Rangers are leading the season series 9-4. Unbelievable. Seriously, unbelievable. Not only did we have to suffer the...

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Travel Teams

Astros 3 A’s 4 I’ve been thinking a lot about genealogy. You probably don’t knows this, but part of my family are recent immigrants. My mother, Styörn, only came to the states in the 60s. She was born...

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Astros Lose But Still Having a Great Year

The previous five years were horrid. WP: Gott (3 – 2) LP: Harris (5 – 5) SV: Street (40) Submitted by Sphinx Drummond It’s a team game. It’s not about individual accomplishments. On a shitty team that...

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Hard Steppin’

Astros 2 Rangers lots submitted by Neil T Howdy! I guess all ya’ll have been wonderin’ how things have been since I dropped out of the Presidential race. It was a tough decision on my part, and to be...

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Rocket Ships Best The Boats

Mariners unable to torpedo Astros post season hopes. WP: Tony Sipp (3 – 4) LP: Danny Farquhar (1 – 7) SV : Luke Gregerson (31) submitted by Sphinx Drummond BOX Game Zone Sometimes a baseball god needs...

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Messrs Lanceman and Laloush

Astros 21 Diamondbacks 5 submitted by Neil T Handsomely rugged Texas Ranger Captain Berk Lanceman sat in the well-appointed office of the Astros’ Director of Public Relations, Miss Lola Laloush, deep...

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Astros Scuttle Mariners

Astros outlast the Mariners to sweep the series WP: Giles (1-3) LP: Diaz (0-2) Save: Gregerson (14) Box Score Game Zone Facing Mariners starter and forgotten Astro Wade LeBlanc, the Astros scored three...

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Astros @ Mariners – Back in the Saddle

SERIES PREVIEW Astros @ Mariners July 15-17, 2016 Back from the break.  Trying to force myself to write.  It’s hard when I shot my wad with all my remotely funny ideas in the first couple months of the...

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Astros Hit Send, CC Mariners. Yep, Astros.com thought that one up.

July 15, 2016 Astros 7, Mariners 3 W – Fister (9-6) L – Paxton (2-4) Box Score GameZone thread I’d like to think that most of the bad puns we come up with around here are not nearly as bad as the title...

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Astros @ Athletics – Let’s Get Some Come-from-Ahead Wins This Time

SERIES PREVIEW Astros @ Athletics July 18-20, 2016 After taking the weekend series in Seattle, the Astros get six games against the AL West’s bottomfeeders before a 13-game stretch of games against...

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Thanks a lot, Jake

July 19, 2016 A’s 4, Astros 3 (10 innings) W: Rzepczynski (1-0) L: Neshek (2-2) Box score Game Zone Win Probability – boy, that escalated quickly Well, things started out well.  Valbuena got himself...

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Winsday!

Doug Fister and Chris Devenski combine to shutout the A’s 7-0 WP: Fister (10-6) LP: Mendgen (1-5) Box Score Game Zone Jake Marisnick and the Astros pounded the Daniel Mendgen and the A’s Wednesday to...

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Angels @ Astros – The Moment You’ve Been Waiting For

SERIES PREVIEW Angels @ Astros July 22-24, 2016 The Astros made a highly anticipated roster move on Thursday night, sending AJ Reed down to AAA and calling up… …Preston Tucker. Friday, July 22 – 7:10pm...

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Yankees @ Astros – Welcome to the Show, Mr. Bregman

SERIES PREVIEW Yankees @ Astros July 25-27, 2016 I remember Sean Bergman.  You might remember Sean Bergman.  I’d bet that very few outside of this site remember Sean Bergman. You probably shouldn’t...

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Astros Spit On Yankees’ Broom

McCullers and Bullpen put on a display in 4-1 victory Box Score Game Zone Everyone talks about how great of a franchise the New York Yankees are. Of course they’ve won more World Series than any other...

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Astros @ Tigers – Don’t Drink the Water

SERIES PREVIEW Astros @ Tigers July 29-31, 2016 Friday, July 29 – 6:10pm CDT Collin McHugh (7-6, 4.18) vs. Matt Boyd (1-2, 4.63) McHugh continues his nice improvement.  Since his short start in...

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